I am feeling guilty today because I forgot something important yesterday - and I am in the proverbial doghouse today because of it.
Now I admit I was very busy working yesterday plus I am suffering from an allergic reaction to a bee sting that has me limping everywhere.
But I still should have remembered.
I admit it. I am not making up excuses. Yes I was super busy. Yes I was distracted from the pain I was in. But I still should have remembered.
Think of the worst thing you could forget about when it comes to your wife or girlfriend, and there you go. That is what I forgot.
Even if you are thinking of the same thing I am thinking of you should still be: "Oh!!!!! Yep, you totally should not have forgotten that! You're pretty dumb to forget that!!!"
So apparently I am pretty dumb.
And I feel really guilty and bad about it. Moron me forgot something this important.
Next week...
Apologies at Work. How to Apologize for being a Braindead Boyfriend.
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Thursday, July 10, 2014
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