Monday, December 28, 2015

Why Women Don't Read Sword & Sorcery

 Think of a Sword & Sorcery film or book. You're probably thinking of one already thanks to the picture below.

Conan the Barbarian (aka Conan the Cimmerian, Conan the Conqueror, etc) is one of the best known Sword & Sorcery characters of all time, which was created by Robert E. Howard. It revolved around a strong and stoic male lead, Conan, and the often strong and willful women who Conan frequently met. Eg. Belit and Valeria.

It basically defined the genre.

But it is not the only Sword & Sorcery character of its type. There are many other characters to speak of like Elric of Melniboné (created by Michael Moorcock), who was the main character in a large series of books from the 1960s onwards.


Now you may have noticed a trend already. Sword & Sorcery characters tend be the strong masculine types... Which explain why it is a very male dominated subgenre of fantasy literature.

But there are exceptions.

Marion Zimmer Bradley also wrote a number of Sword & Sorcery type books, including "Warrior Woman".


The book in question didn't really have any magic or sorcery in it, but it featured a strong female protagonist who had a thing for other women in her life (Marion Zimmer Bradley's books tended towards a lot of lesbianism), which made her more popular with the LGBTQ community.

Unfortunately... Marion Zimmer Bradley's career was later marred when it was revealed that she was sexually abusing her daughter and that her husband was a confessed pedophile and ... wow. Her career went down the tubes in a hurry.

There are other examples of female Sword & Sorcery authors (you can find a list of them on the wiki page for Sword and Sorcery), and male authors who still appeal to women.

Unfortunately to find stories like that you have to fast forward to the 2010s when Charles Moffat arrived on the scene with a series of short stories about a character called "Wulfric the Wanderer" and titles like:

Shifting Shadows in Iztark

and

Black Monoliths of Al-Kazar

The books feature an older male protagonist, Wulfric, who is middle aged but still quite capable in a fight as he journeys around the world in search of adventure and riches.

In Shifting Shadows in Iztark he allies himself with a woman in a harem so he can assassinate the wizard who owns the harem, but her character is depicted as being a survivor eager to escape with a level of wokeness we expect to see in the era of MeToo and Black Lives Matter.

Plus the writing style is very similar to Robert E. Howard, which veteran Sword & Sorcery lovers will appreciate. Robert E. Howard has been dead since 1936 so it isn't like he is writing any new books.

In Black Monoliths of Al-Kazar the character is depicted as mourning his dead wife when he is captured and magically enslaved. This is a surprisingly realistic set of circumstances and it is rare to see an author depicting a character like this in a state of mourning.

Race relations figures heavily in these stories as the title character is from a land far to the north, Korovia, and Wulfric is wandering the land of Al-Kazar, which has a 1001 Arabian Nights feel to it. Still you won't find any racist depictions however, and it is indicated that Wulfric's wife Tahira (an Arabic name meaning virginal or pure) is Al-Kazarian.

So he is wandering in a foreign land, mourning his Al-Kazarian wife, when he is enslaved by sorcerers. Yep, sounds like a great premise for a realistic Sword & Sorcery story.

That realism blends into the combat too. Realistic depictions of swordsmanship, archery, etc.

And check out the architecture in the background of Shifting Shadows in Iztark... That is serious use of vaginal openings in the artwork. Clearly the author/artist is not afraid to use vagina symbolism in the book cover. If anything it is pretty deliberate. When you see anything like that in a Disney film the makers will deny doing it on purpose and then censor the scene from the film.

UPDATE 2021

Moffat has been adding more stories to the Wulfric the Wanderer series, including:

  • Portal of Destiny
  • The Cult of the She-Bear
  • The Unbreakable Arrow

The 1st and 2nd entries explore Wulfric's life when he was younger, before he met his wife Tahira, and the third entry when he time travels to Korovia's Dark Ages.

Oh did I fail to mention that earlier? Wulfric the Wanderer is a time traveler. He wanders around Korovia and other kingdoms, but he also wanders from era to era via time portals depicted in the first story.

For the reader this means they get to enjoy a broad spectrum in the type of Sword & Sorcery books you can read in the story, with respect to culture, eras, geography, etc.

You can also browse Moffat's other books that are available, which includes a James Bond-esque spy thriller called Hunting Hitler, a heroic fantasy series about a character called Wrathgar (who is revealed to be the son of Wulfric and Tahira), and other books by the author.

Check out the book cover for Hunting Hitler below. Who doesn't want to kill Hitler???



Monday, October 19, 2015

Murdered and Missing Indigenous Women in Canada


The image above shows just a tiny fraction of Canada's murdered and missing indigenous women. There are over 1000 unsolved cases of murdered and missing indigenous women and the Canadian government has done nothing to address the problem.

According to Prime Minister Stephen Harper these murdered women are not high on his list of priorities. Apparently his biggest priority right now is racial profiling of Muslim women who like to wear niqabs - which is basically the dumbest election issue I have ever heard of. It would be like persecuting Jews for wearing a Yamaka or a Kippah, and shows that the Conservative Party of Canada is basically just a bunch of racists.

Want to know how racist the Conservatives are? Let me show you an example below...


Wow. Two communities ask for medicine and vaccines and the Conservative government decides to send body bags instead. Read about it below in two articles from 2009:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/ottawa-sends-body-bags-to-manitoba-reserves-1.844427

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/health-canada-apologizes-for-body-bags-1.790351

Clearly this is a civil rights issue when your own government ignores pleas for help.

And ignores the hundreds of unsolved cases of murdered women.

And while we are at it, lets talk about drinking water on Native reserves in Canada... There are locations in Canada which have been boiling their drinking water for 10 years or more before the Conservative government refuses to fix the problem.

And it is not a matter of money. They money is already there. They are simply refusing to fix the problem because they keep using clean drinking water as a bargaining chip when dealing with aboriginal communities.

An effing bargaining chip.

People are dying from water-borne diseases, dying from flu epidemics, getting killed by what apparently must be racist serial killers, and the government is using clean drinking water as an effing bargaining chip.

Wow.

If I was a Native man or woman, I would be tempted to poison Stephen Harper's drinking water. See how he likes it. But we don't and you know why? Because we Canadians are so polite they would never do it. The concept of a "Canadian assassin" is basically an oxymoron. They do not exist. They are as rare as purple unicorns.

Canadians rather politely refuse to assassinate our leaders. It is the reason why no Canadian PM has ever been assassinated. Ever.

Don't believe me? Look at the wiki page which shows the list of Canadian prime ministers and how they died.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Prime_Ministers_of_Canada_by_date_of_death

Stroke, heart attack, natural causes, cancer, all pretty normal stuff. Pneumonia and Parkinson's were the most unusual two things on the list.

Americans however apparently cannot go 10 years without assassinating a president or at least an attempted assassination. President Obama has had 5 separate assassination attempts on his life.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_presidential_assassination_attempts_and_plots

Stephen Harper is so worried about Muslim terrorists that he is spouting nonsense about tiplines for "barbaric cultural practices". But what he really should be worried about is Canadians saying "enough is enough" and poisoning his food.

Fun Fact - Shark attacks kill more Canadians than terrorists attacks and there are no sharks in Canada.

The Rude Granddaughter from Grand Torino



If you've never seen the film Grand Torino starring Clint Eastwood, I suggest you do so. The film is great for a variety of different reasons.

One of the reasons is the portrayal of the rude/greedy granddaughter in several scenes, which you can watch in the two video clips below.

SCENE ONE





SCENE TWO



What is also fascinating is the comments on the two videos, which for convenience sake I have copy pasted some of comments below... For the full list of comments see the YouTube pages in question to see what you are missing.

If you are offended by any of the comments people made, go ahead and leave your comments on YouTube. Don't leave them here.

List of Comments for 1st Clip


he didn't need a whinny granddaughter to help him out lol!
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+maning04 Certainly not. She's too spoiled for her own good.
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When I was a kid if I were that rude to my grandfather he would have hit me across my face.
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When Karen said that Walt is driving her crazy, she has that backwards. The poor man just lost his wife and she has the nerve to say that her father-in-law is driving her crazy? It's Karen, Mitch and Ashley who are driving him crazy.
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To me with this, family is more than just DNA. It depends on how the relationship is especially with communication and how close you are.
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Ha "no you probably just painted your nails"
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If my daughter acted like that to my father she'd get a slap across the face from him, and then one from me.
And she wondered why she didn't get the Gran Torino at the end...
I work with teenagers and sadly some of them do act like this, an entire generation of children who have never been told no, had to deal with losing at competition, or heard the word no. Yes the movie is a bit exaggerated but it's not too far off. Thanks for commenting. :)
My grandad died 4 years ago. There are some many persons that dont appreciatte their grandparents. I miss you granpa!
@TheCD700 how is the top ear piercing for whores? i thought the belly button pierce an the tramp stamp was for whores
I actually found out the actress who played her was 22 at the time of its release! Meaning she's legal! She sure doesn't look it though
I hate such sluts
if you're from a well bred Canadian family it's easy to underestimate the rotten state of modern society
Bitch wants a bitchslap!
I find that actress hot and I'm 27. not an old creep. haha
I always believed that relationship made by heart is more important, than those made by blood.
ew she looks like a pasty turnip
"Your father is driving me crazy." He's not even doing anything you fucking cunt.
Typical kids nowadays
@indyfan22k Only if you do it excessively. Besides, I didn't literally mean I'd use a belt.
@2wingo thats what they make 2x4 for
hey man, we need those sluts to suck our dicks and make us sandwiches...
thAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN IF YOUR MEXICAN
"no, you probably just painted your nails" hahaha! XD best line ever
@acenspades Well, personality says she's a bitch and, therefore, not hot. It cancels out whatever looks she has. Fuck her into submission - yes. Make love - No.
She is so rude!
There's being a teenager and being a disrespectful dipshit. No amount of overlap takes away the distinction.
@MarkAnthony27 Don't know. Some people dress like they are going to the club when they are actually going to the church. So this lady here lacks dignity and respect for her dead grandmother and dresses like she's going to the club instead of a funeral. There are so many people like that these days. Morality is going down.
If my daughter ever acted like that, she'd go one on one with the belt.
Would you people chill out, I've seen teens dress and act way worse than her. And 50's guy, stop living in the past, women can dress how they want. I thought she was a great actress who protrayed a real life teenager. Did any of you see how her mother was, nobody ever stop to think that kids pick things up from their parents, no you didn't cuz you blame the kid. Now at a funeral, yeah she would've dressed nicer, but like I said, that's a teenager.
@AzraelCaptain. Relax, it's just a movie.
is it me or is the grand daughter hot?
ah the 50s a time when women looked very elegant and men looked very smart and handsome in their neat clothes.
Not very good parenting going on here
I have a 5 year old and one on the way. Either of them act like that and they're going to know about it!
 
 
 
Him spitting on the ground basically means fuck you
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Entitled little bitch. Oh wait, I just described a generation...
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Bitch, I'm being buried in that car!!
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+BBIV81 I"M GOOD AT YELLING TOO!
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I would fuck that granddaughter in that car.
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+Gehrman The First Hunter or he doesn't paint any idiotic flames like some white trash hillbilly. hahaha
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Spoiled children of America. Now they need medication and therapy to what was standard in general raising of families. Instead of spine they now grow pussy.
I hate kids, even though in 15. I hate most kids
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+long live the beard Initially I hate all kids. Sometimes they pass. But, mostly they don't
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No furniture for your dorm, eh? Then get a job, build your character and stop whining for everything you ungrateful, sorry excuse for a granddaughter!
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...and she's totally clueless as to why he spat on the ground and walked out.  So many gold-digging bitches out there it's hard to know who the nice girls are...or if there are any nice girls out there at all!  
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Me, me!!!! I'm a nice girl who cares more about personality and character than wealth! lol jk kthxbai
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+Lazyboy5298 Nice girl who's name is LazyBoy. I think you got a surprise or two. XD (JK)
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i cant wait to be a parent...  ever notice how sometimes children are brought up in a way that doesnt upset people?  i wanna be that dad...  before i die...  i wanna bring good people into this world.  *this girl here... just cut her off and let her whine.....
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hah! good thing the bitch didn't get the car!
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What a horrible person lol
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It's funny that Dreama Walker usually plays bitches, when she looks so sweet with her little turned up nose and big bambi eyes.
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No way, is this what American kids in the 80's were like?
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+HowYaDoingMon it's not the 80's it was 2008
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She looks like Cherry Poppins the pornstar
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I blame the parents for raising her to be such a spoiled bitch. I'm telling you... if you let your kid have everything they want.... they start to think they can get anything they want... and materialistic things become more important than family or friends.
That's just a sad thing to here... your grandkid basically saying they WANT you to die so they can have your shit......
Ok, what have I learned in this scene? I've learned that if you come across a girl who is insecure and a bitch, give her a dirty, serious, stern look and spit on the floor right in front of her. Thank you Clint Eastwood!!
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Shes not insecure. I think the words you are looking for are selfish and rude.
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I'd like to anal bone that snotty granddaughter cunt without lube...
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You flatter yourself darling.  And I'm totally on the money. I pegged you.
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+moonlily1 Pegged? You wish you could peg me moony.Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm straight.
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NRFun, I agree that scene at the end was pure brilliance. I mean the movie was just great but that last scene with the ungrateful bitch teenager was just amazing.
Ya really what a bitch
Stupid bitch. Clint Eastwood can't die. He just comes back to tear your fucking face off.
go fight a bunch of gooks and then you'll earn your retro couch you cunt.
@dinan545bmw Ohhh absolutely...
That's 2-3 hard workers raised by a decent parent vs thousands upon thousands of parasites with their hand out, raised by idiots.
I'm glad he spit in front of her like that. In addition, I'd rather be gay than have any relation WHATSOVER with that little self-centered bitch!
Bitch Please your profile says your 29,make a video to prove me wrong
Fuckin bitch! Why don't you go back home and start sucking dicks for nickels so you can pay for your own damn furniture
when she asked,"what are you going to do with it when you die", i thought,"im gonna rearange the parts to make a drill that takes your ass to hell where it belongs!"
@2wingo I see what you mean she would put poison in it. Then how about in a mine? Not much she can do there except make it collapse on her.
I am seeing Clint by watching this video....proved you wrong
Agreed. You can't save them all but at least I won't have to worry about my kids and hopefully later family generations from becoming those kinds of people.
Apologize to nothing! I stand my ground,you are PHONY..PHOOOONNNNYYYY PROVE ME WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So you have no furniture for your dorm? Whine to your parents, that's their problem.
@TheSighGuy Would you want that slut handling your dinner? I sure as Hell wouldn't.
I'm glad they didn't give that granddaughter much screen time... seeing her dressed like that at a funeral, pretty much wanting her own grandfather to die just for the car, and even worse... especially at a family gathering, and still mourning the soul of her grandmother, saying that she can't get a signal on her cell.. like what a bitch!
If that was my grand daughter id physically shove the little twat out of my shed.... thats my sacred patch of land bitch.. I aint leaving you in there!
well oviously the parents cant raise kids for shit. seriously theres so many people out there who raise kids with no respect for themselves or others..it fucking does my head in! fucking happy the bitch gets nothing in the end
Thank god toad got the Gran Torino.
WHY IS THAT NOT A TOP COMMENT? I laughed my ass off
horrible character. Good acting by her.
I thought Dreama Walker did a great job of portraying the majority of teenage girls that are out there today. Good acting, girl!
She doesn't know jack about cars, stupid white slut
More like disrespectful and tackles. Would expect more smarts and cunningness from a Red Head.
then shut the fuck up you annoying dick
iI had no hat,FAKER,if you are Mr/Eastwood.it's easy to make a damn vid and prove me wrong,mulefucker,if you make a vid,I will take back what i've said mulefucker
Bitch get the fuck bsck in the kitchen. No sexism intended because she deserved that one.
Fuck this,i'm right you're wrong,good bye fakeass mulefucker
She did great in the movie Compliance
I AM CLINT EASTWOOD BITCH!
You don't EVER ask a loved one what they're going to do with their stuff when they die, it's a basic rule. Worst part is I've seen bimbo's and dickheads who are like this in real life, sad.
i would of been like bitch get on your knees and suck then you can have the couch
If I have a daughter who acts like this bitch to my father....ohhhh man....
Actually shit face,I do,It was funny at first,now you're just pissing me off.
your a stupid whore im glade you have no furniture sit on the damn floor
man that grand daughter is annoying.
Lol, I gotta go watch Blade 3 now.
i'm glad she didn't get the torino
If I have a granddaughter who acts like this bitch.... ohhhhhh man....
I was so FUCKING HAPPY when I found out that Thao inherited the car instead of this cock juggling thunder cunt of a granddaughter.
good actress, she managed to convince everyone to hate her so much despite having very little screen time
this scene is censored because i think originally he pulls out a magnum and pops her face.
@cyrus138 You sir, win the Internets.
Who the hell asks a question like that?
Same spit as in "The Outlaw Josey Wales".... I think the same meaning too!
Have some people forgotten this is just a movie
I was so happy at the ending when Thao gets the grand torino, instead of her XD. I was soooo happy!
Does anyone realize this is the girl from Don't trust the B in apt 23.
I would have sex with her. Lots.
i slap the shit out of her!
That is one stuck up bitch! She does need some cock though!
@genungapearl Yeah but she's HOT so she will probably still get what she wants one way or another.
I AM laughin'. I will NOT apologize until you give me proof
No,that is the man you''re impersonating,YOU need a life
@TheSighGuy I meant that she's probably got so many STDs you catch something by being in the same room as her.
translated from bitch tongues to english, grandpa when are you gonna die because i really want your car and couch. I am getting impatient
@SuperClintEastwood and @ 84Bronco351.... you two are just stupid to actually fight on the internet....I say both of u to just leave and not spam this video ya pussies
This is exactly what some of this modern generation doesn't realize. How some grandparents lived through the depression and WWII and all of a sudden, you have this generation with their illiteracy and a selfish, stuck up attitude. I am going to raise my kids just as my grandfather raised my dad and he raised me. Hopefully, that will add 2-3 extra well-mannered, hardworking adults to society.
@jesimth Completely agree with you buddy!
0:37 Bitch you cant have my couch.
 




Ahem.

Now what I find interesting is the visceral hatred for the greedy/rude granddaughter, who is a fictional character. Not a real person. And yet she elicits such hatred you would think that she is a real person.

And such violence too.

I mean okay, yes, she is greedy and rude, but that is no reason for people to post comments like "I'd rape her". Wow. That is just sick.

It makes you realize that many of the people leaving those comments are really no better than some of the horrible characters in the film - violent psychopaths.

And if you managed to make that conclusion, what you also realize is that many of the people commenting don't deserve a "gran torino" either. Granddaughters from Gran Torino are apparently not the only ones who are rude and greedy and unworthy.

The Gran Torino is not a prize. It is a metaphor for someone who is pure of heart.

It is a bit like picking up Thor's hammer Mjolnir... "You are all not worthy," says Thor.